I got free coffee today. The coffee shoppe I frequent gets extraordinarily busy in the morning, and today the overworked coffee mistress made me a medium when I asked for a large. I got my large, and a free medium for my trouble.
It was delicious, the large, and made out of things that taste like gingerbread houses. I had a meeting first thing this morning, and I gave my free coffee away to someone who seems to have very little money for extra things like special coffee.