The bruise I got last Saturday is a sexy shade of black-n-blue. It's about the size of my fist, and no longer hurts. Now that the pain is gone, I'm ready to go again!
I don't know what to say about the quality of this photo. I took it with the camera-inside-a-phone, upside down (the phone, not me), and left-handed. And I had to get really close so as not to traumatize the internet with my ass. That's my shower curtain you see. Next week I'll show you lot my closets.