Well, damn

You know you're not 20 years old anymore when you're doing a sexy striptease to Aqua's Lollipop while puttin' on your pretty face, and stuff's jiggling and wobbling that used to be all tight and firm.

And all those parts that used to jiggle in an enticing way? It's just flopping around.

I'm so going to the gym every day for the rest of my life (yah. right.)