Apparently it's my fault my mom is a mother. Because of this, I have to pick the restaurant today.
I hate picking restaurants, particularly when I'm taking someone out to celebrate their shit.
You moms out there, when your grown kids want to take you out for lunch and will take you wherever you want to go: just picking a fucking restaurant, okay? We love you, we don't really care where we eat. We just want to get it over with so we can avoid as many crowds as possible, then come home and level our hunters.
Okay, maybe that last part is just me ...